$ETHS
ETH Supercycle starts here. Created by the man with the second-highest IQ in the world (but won the 1998 Calves of the Year competition). Vitalik wishes he had these calves. While Ethereum was busy with proof-of-stake, we were busy with proof-of-calf. The merge? Already happened — between raw intellectual horsepower and elite lower-leg genetics. Every supercycle needs a foundation. Ours is built on 26 years of undefeated calf supremacy and an IQ that's technically classified as a weapon in 14 countries. The gas fees on these legs are zero. Not affiliated with Ethereum, the Ethereum Foundation, or any accredited bodybuilding federation. $ETHS
