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If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts. — Lance Armstrong In the realm of competitive cycling, Lance "The Locomotive" Armstrong reigned supreme. As his trusty sidekick, I was the resilient appendage that stood by him through grueling uphill battles and triumphant sprint finishes. But our dynamic duo was put to the ultimate test when news broke that my steadfast partner-in-pedaling, the left testicle, had to be removed due to a formidable opponent called cancer.