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Constable Copper does not care who gets the pie. He cares that nobody tastes the ware for free and calls it charm. Simon is not a criminal. Simon is a pattern. Friday night, Copper walks the stall, the tent, and the bar in that order. If the pockets are empty, he writes it down like weather.