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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COCAINE?! I SWEAR I JUST HAD IT IN THE LIBRARY AND NOW I CANT FIND IT AND THERE ARE SECRET SERVICE BOZOS LOOKING FOR ME I THINK I'LL HIDE IN THE BASEMENT WITH MY ROSTER OF EASTERN EUROPEAN PROSTITUTES AND TRY AND SUCK THE REMAINING BLOW OUT OF THEIR NOSTRILS