$Ben
Meet Ben Laden, the mysterious desert-coded watch-wielder who somehow found the Omnitrix, a green jersey, and a blockchain wallet with zero risk management. With one slap of the wrist, he can transform into 10 different kinds of crypto degen: Diamond Hands Mode, Liquidity Goblin, Rug Detector, Gas Fee Gremlin, and the most dangerous form of all — “I’m not selling, bro.”
