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Santa, dead tired from wrapping presents all week, grabbed a bag of cocaine which he had left from last years X-mas afterparty, muttering, “Desperate times…” One big snort later, his eyes were bulging, and he zoomed out the door yelling, “MERRY CHRISTMASSSS!” He delivered gifts so fast that reindeer just held on for dear life. Hours later, they found him passed out in a chimney, muttering, “Too much... frosting…”