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Flokeus Maximus In 69 AD, during the chaotic Year of the Four Emperors, a legendary warrior rose from the northern frontiers. Flokeus Maximus — half-Roman patrician, half-Viking berserker, full meme god — became the unstoppable General of the Roman Empire. He crushed TROLL ARMY at the gates, executed rug-pullers in the Colosseum, and declared to the Senate: "Not all coins are created equal. Only the strong shall inherit the Empire."
