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On the first day of creation, God said, “Let there be profit.” And there was profit. And God saw the green candles, and He saw that it was good. On the second day, God said to Abraham, “Bet it all on black.” And Abraham looked upon the roulette wheel and said, “Lord, I trust in You.” And God said, “Good. But also, do not check the market cap.” On the third day, God created the meme coin. It had no utility, no roadmap, and no reason to exist. And God saw it and said, “Perfect.” On the fourth day, God created the holders. And He gave them diamond hands, smooth brains, and the sacred ability to say, “We’re still early.” On the fifth day, the coin went up 10,000%. And the holders rejoiced. Then God whispered, “Take profit.” But they did not listen. And on the sixth day, the coin went down 99%. The holders cried out, “God, why?” And God answered: “Because you never took profit.” On the seventh day, God rested. The holders checked the chart. It was still down 99%. And God said: “Let there be profit.” But this time, nobody believed Him.
