$MONKEYCAT

Long ago, in a quiet home, a small white guardian was created to protect rooms from dark energy. It had soft fur, a serious little face, and a crystal heart beating with pure protective power. Then the internet found it. Suddenly the Room Guardian was everywhere — floating, arms outstretched, silently judging every bad decision humanity made. People called it Monkeycat. Cat-Monkey. White Monkey Cat. Whatever the name, one thing was clear: it had become the spirit animal of pure confusion and diamond-handed determination. Now it has a coin. $MONKEYCAT doesn’t just pump. It wards. Negative spirits, paper hands, and FUD cannot enter while the Monkeycat is on duty.