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Once upon a time, there was a half-eared cat named Mit. Mit wasn’t sad about his missing ear. In fact… he was proud of it. One day, he sat on a rooftop, looked down at the other cats, and sighed: — “You guys still have both ears, so you wouldn’t understand… what it feels like to be one of a kind.” A neighbor cat got annoyed and replied: — “One of a kind? You’re missing an ear, not some limited edition.” Mit smirked: — “Exactly because I’m missing one… there’s no second version like me. That’s what limited edition means.” ⸻ One day, a wealthy lady passed by. She saw Mit and widened her eyes: — “Oh my, why does this cat have… a missing ear?” Mit immediately lifted his head proudly and said calmly: — “Ma’am, I’m not missing an ear… I’m simply optimized in design.” The lady burst out laughing: — “Oh, a minimalist style?” — “Yes, ma’am. I remove unnecessary parts… to focus on core value.” The lady nodded, impressed by his “philosophy,” and took Mit home. ⸻ A few days later… Mit was eating well, sleeping comfortably, living like a king. The neighbor cat climbed over the wall and whispered: — “Hey… how did you turn your life around like that?” Mit lay lazily and replied: — “Simple… turn your flaws into your brand.” He paused, glanced over, then added: — “But honestly… don’t try biting your own ear off.” — “Why not?” Mit sighed: — “Because not everyone who loses an ear… knows how to talk classy like I do.” 😼