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“In Booty We Trust.” Welcome to the United States of Asses ($ASSA), the most cheeky meme coin to ever grace the blockchain! Inspired by freedom, thicc assets, and the almighty power of the booty, this coin is here to shake up the crypto space—literally. 🔥 Why $ASSA? ✅ Booty-Backed Economy – The only currency where being bottom-heavy is a good thing. ✅ HODL & Twerk Rewards – Holding earns you reflections (and street cred). ✅ Tax on Weak Hands – Sell too early? That’s a spanking. ✅ Patriotic & Bootylicious – A coin that represents true American values: Eagles, Asses, and Moonshots. 🏛 Tokenomics 💎 10% Buy/Sell Tax – 5% to liquidity, 3% to reflections, 2% to marketing. 💎 Deflationary Supply – Every sell burns a portion, making your $ASSA even bigger. 💎 Liquidity Locked – Because rug pulls are for the weak. 🚀 Roadmap 🔹 Phase 1 – Launch + Website + Community Airdrop 🍑 🔹 Phase 2 – Marketing Blitz + Influencer Partnerships 🦅 🔹 Phase 3 – CEX Listings + NFT Collection + Twerk-to-Earn 💰 🔹 Phase 4 – Global Domination + Presidential Endorsement (we can dream, right?) 🎉 Join the Movement Twitter | Telegram | Discord | Website Get ready to HODL, SHAKE, and MOON with the United States of Asses! 🍑🚀