$UTILITY
The biggest meme in crypto space are projects promising UTILITY. Every project screams it like gospel, “We’re revolutionizing finance!” “We’re building the future of Web3!” Nah bro, you are building a token no one asked for. 99% of these projects don’t even need a token in the first place. Raise a fuck-ton of dollars, drop a Medium post about “long-term vision”, slap some governance on the token because it sounds fancy, explain some flywheel fuggazi and then quietly rug themselves out in the name of "unforeseen market conditions" Then come the Utilitooors - the believers, the cope disciples. They will tell you, “Our token is different, bruv. Real team. Real partners. Real utility.” They live in their own little Lala Land, thinking their CEO’s LinkedIn post and the “network effect” can somehow resist the gravitational pull of a red candle. But the truth? When Bitcoin farts, every shitcoin nukes. Doesn’t matter if you’ve got a PhD, a whitepaper, or a partnership with Mars. Projects promising utility dies faster than your portfolio in a bear market. The only real utility… is admitting there’s none.
