$BUFFDON
Buffalo Don — the rare albino buffalo who woke up one morning in Bangladesh and got mistaken for the leader of the free world. Pink skin, golden mane, 700 kilograms of pure presidential energy. Bathed four times a day, brushed beneath the horns before the crowds arrive, and too calm to care what the charts are doing. While the buffalo in the next pen throws tantrums, Don just grazes. Rare by birth, viral by accident, immortal by blockchain. 🐂🤍
