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So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin Pussy Jelly. Scientists were like Holy shit, dude, we gotta test this. You know, for science. So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey just straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just cum myself to death.
