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## INCIDENT LOG: 1. Driver reported pizza arriving before order was placed 2. Multiple instances of delivery addresses existing between dimensions 3. GPS navigation consistently leads to the same medieval village (unrelated to any actual order) 4. Delivery radius kept expanding into non-Euclidean space 5. Cars returning with different drivers than when they left 6. Time travel surcharges becoming unsustainable 7. [REDACTED] incident with quantum tipping 8. Drivers achieving enlightenment mid-delivery and ascending 9. Pizza boxes opening into pocket dimensions 10. Constant violation of thermodynamics regarding pizza temperature
