$NJOLNIR
Legend tells of a weapon created for the end of days. The ancient blacksmiths knew that standard cosmic metals would eventually bend, rust, or break. They needed something stronger. Something eternal. They journeyed into the forgotten realms of Y2K and retrieved the mythical "Brick"—a device known to survive drops from the stratosphere, crush pavements, and outlast time itself. Bound to a leather-wrapped handle of divine origin and infused with the fury of a thousand thunderstorms, Njolnir was created. It is said that if you drop Njolnir, the hammer doesn't break. The Earth does.