Angry Beaver Coin

**Angry Beaver Coin ($ABC)** 🦫💥 Only in Jersey... May 3, 2026 — Lake Henry, Continental Soldiers Park, Mahwah. An 8-year-old kid is fishing when a **rabid, pissed-off beaver** decides enough is enough. No warning. Full charge. Bites the kid and won’t let go until an adult kicks it off. This wasn’t just an animal attack. This was **nature biting back**. Years of humans encroaching on beaver territory finally made one beaver snap: **“Not today.”** Now the legend has a coin. **Angry Beaver Coin** is the official memecoin of raw rage, territorial defense, and chaotic Jersey energy. Red eyes. Sharp teeth. Zero chill. Beaver up or get bit. $ABC — Nature’s Revenge Tour starts now. 🦫🚀