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Broke guy story “A few years ago, I was so broke I couldn’t even afford to “treat myself” to a $1 burger. One day, my roommate and I pooled our last $3 to split a box of generic mac and cheese and a single can of tuna. While waiting for the noodles to boil, I had the brilliant idea to toast the free ketchup packets we’d been hoarding to “enhance the flavor.” The toast caught fire, setting off the smoke alarm, and we spent the next hour fanning the kitchen with a pizza box. We ended up eating our sad tuna mac under the blaring alarm, laughing so hard we nearly cried.“
