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It was a warm summer morning when Scrotie McBoogerballs awoke to find his wart covered penis sitting in stale fetid diarrhea that had pooled up in his underwear overnight. He took a pair of rusty cum covered scissors and called his dog over to him. He then cut off his dog's drooping testicles and tossed them on the floor next to the cat's rotting nutsack he had lopped off last week. Now now, we can't blame Butters Stotch for this. We can only pump him up for writing the most disgusting novel of all time.