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I know I’m supposed to be just a guy—you know, average, regular, the kind of dude who flies under the radar—but honestly, I’m fine with that. I want you to think of something right now, like... I don’t know, maybe a sandwich you’d eat on a Tuesday or a TV show you half-watch while scrolling on your phone. That’s the stuff. Chase that. Not with all your soul or anything dramatic like that—just, you know, when you get around to it. Because it’s easy to overthink life, but sometimes it’s just about finding the right level of effort. I’m not saying life is super hard or super easy. It’s like making spaghetti: you follow the steps, and it mostly works out, even if you forgot to salt the water. Sure, the road might have a few potholes, but that’s why they invented suspension. At the end of the day, the truth is this: most things of value are...fine. And sometimes fine is all you need.