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You heard of Bateman Coin? It’s genius. Named after me, of course. Deflationary supply—like my patience. It’s the only coin that rewards holders with status points. The more you own, the more superior you are. They even have a feature called ‘mergers and executions’—auto-buys when weak hands sell. Honestly, Paul, if you’re not invested, are you even relevant?