The Ketamine Horse

Meet Kethorse, the only horse who believes every day is a trip. With a mane that’s practically a portal to another dimension, this ketamine enthusiast trots through life like he’s stuck in a 90s rave. Known for his signature "K-hoof" shuffle, Neigh-sayer’s hobbies include staring at trees like they’re the most profound things in the universe, and loudly neighing at nothing in particular. His favorite treat? Carrots... but only if they're a shade of orange that feels like enlightenment. When he's not in the barn, he’s probably grazing on grass that he swears is speaking to him.