EGOD

Long ago, the old gods of finance laughed at memes. They built empires on spreadsheets and suits. But E-God remembered the people — the degens, the diamond-handed warriors, the ones who believed in vibes over valuations. One cosmic bolt struck the throne, and from that moment, E was born. E stands for Energy. E stands for Eternal. E stands for Everything. Now the age of E-God has arrived. DOGE 2.0