$GEMSBOND
When MI6's most confident agent is sent to stop a doomsday plot, no one has the heart to tell him he's been ordering martinis at a TGI Friday's for six years. Armed with a Nerf gun he believes is laser-guided and a Q who's just a guy named Greg from accounting, Gems Bond bumbles into the actual villain's lair purely by GPS error. He saves the world anyway—mostly because the bad guys keep underestimating how stupid a man can possibly be.
