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I told her we were going to the moon. She went to her mother's. Listen, guys. I made a few bad trades. Okay, a lot of bad trades. I got completely liquidated on a 100x long, and now I'm living off stale takeout and lukewarm energy drinks. She packed her bags. Honestly? Whatever. More room for my monitors. But she took Buster. And that crosses the line. $WTTD is not a utility token. It is a support group. It is a desperate cry for help. I am launching this coin for one reason only: to pump these bags enough to hire a high-powered lawyer and win full custody of my good boy. Why Buy $WTTD? The Mission: We are getting Buster back. (The wife can stay at her mom's). The Utility: 100% pure, unfiltered copium. The Roadmap: 1. Launch on pump.fun 2. Hit Raydium 3. Serve her with custody papers. Zero presale. Zero team tokens. Just a guy, a red chart, and a missing Golden Retriever. Help me get my dog back. ๐๐