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I typed that title twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e. Launched my shitcoin, the one everyone’s been laughing at. WHY AM I STILL HOLDING THIS BURNING BAG? I’LL TELL YOU WHY. It’s because I’m an idiot and I KNOW I’M A DAMN IDIOT. Yeah, you’re all here like, “Another meme coin? Yeah sure, bro, good luck with that.” I get it, I get it, you're all way too smart for this. You can spot a pump and dump from a mile away, sure. You sell, you get your little gains, and then it’s "Ha, called it." But you know what? I’m still here holding my shitty meme coin. Not selling. Not flinching. Everyone else is like “DUMP IT NOW, BRO, YOU’RE GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING” but guess what? I’m not part of your paper-hand gang. You guys sell, and I keep stacking while you panic. When you cry and try to buy back in, I’m already ahead of you. That’s the game, right? When you sell, the traders win. When you panic, the whales laugh. But not me. I’m not selling. I’m here for the meme, for the dream, for the glory. So, keep laughing. Keep selling. When this shitcoin hits, guess who’s holding the bag? Not you. You were too busy being smarter than everyone else to realize that sometimes holding the dumbest thing is the only thing that wins.
