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Sam Altman sits calmly with his coffee as the room burns around him and another key figure walks out the door. The classic dog-in-a-burning-house energy now belongs to OpenAI leadership watching talent leave. Every resignation and every defection just makes the panel funnier and more accurate. Holders are the ones who saw the flames first and decided the mug was still worth sipping.