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Albert Einstein, the guy who gave us the whole E=mc² shindig, had a sidekick, a parrot named Bibo. While pondering the mysteries of the universe, Einstein had Bibo on his shoulder, squawking out equations like a motherfucker. "Polly want a quantum theory?", the fucker said. Legend has it, Einstein would sometimes pause his world-changing theories to teach Bibo the finer points of relativity. "Bibo, if you fly fast enough, time will slow down for you!" he'd explain, only for Bibo to reply, "Time slow down? Then why do I still have to wait for my mf cracker, Cracker?" Then he'd fly away faster than the speed of light and reassemble to a fully functioning Pantzerwagen and blow up shit like a motherquacking socialist screaming "You aren't getting an X acco nor a TG if you don't pump my bitchslapping bags!"
