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A disheveled, perpetually confused wanderer who’s always stumbling to the bathroom at odd hours, muttering incoherent questions about existence. Pissbert sleeps in fits, waking up just long enough to pee and spiral into a haze of schizophrenic thoughts. His mind is a jumbled mess of half-formed ideas, and he’s perpetually on the edge of figuring something out—but never quite gets there. Life’s a blur, and Pissbert’s just trying to stay hydrated.