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P. Diddy doesn’t need cologne — just two gallons of baby oil and a dream. Man glistens so hard you’d think he was auditioning to be the final boss of a slip ’n slide. Forget moisturizing, this dude looks like he’s been deep-fried at a spa. If baby oil had a stock ticker, Diddy would be the reason it outperformed Bitcoin. He doesn’t shine, he blinds — walking around like a human disco ball with 17 side hustles and a permanent sheen.
