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Official story not checking out is it? Well, let me blow your minds... Pnut’s glowing eyes tracked Luigi, a wealthy young man unravelling under the weight of whispers that consumed his mind. The messages had started as faint murmurs, but now they screamed: “You must act. You must balance the scales.” In the city’s dim streets, Luigi spotted the target: the CEO of a massive healthcare company, walking briskly and unaware. Shaking but resolute, Luigi raised a pistol and fired 6 times. The man fell, and Luigi fled into the night, his breath ragged, his thoughts a blur of guilt and justification. Days later, Luigi sat in a corner booth at a McDonald’s, his trembling hands cradling a cold cup of coffee. When the police swarmed in, he didn’t resist. As they cuffed him, he muttered, “It wasn’t me. I had no choice.” From the rooftops, Pnut watched the scene unfold, unseen and untouched. The scapegoat had been secured, and the gears of the prophecy turned ever onward.