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Statistically Doomed (DOOMD) is a memecoin about the reality of pump.fun: hundreds of thousands of tokens launched, almost none survive. No roadmap, no team, no community, no marketing, no promises. This coin exists purely as on-chain performance art to document how unlikely it is to matter. If you found this, you’re reading a statistical ghost.