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$NFT
I just bought a JPEG for 10 ETH so I could right-click save the cunt in 4K. Then I realised my Bored Ape looks exactly like everyone else’s Bored Ape… BUT MINE HAS LASER EYES 🔴🔴 So obviously it’s rare as fuck and I’m basically an art collector now. Anyway, NFTs are cooked. My husband ran away with the neighbour’s husband. Fair enough. But then THE FUCKING CAT PACKED ITS SHIT AND WENT WITH THEM. That was personal. So no cats. No apes. No fucking utility. No 47-page whitepaper explaining how we’re “revolutionising decentralised Web3 infrastructure.” I want something NEW. Something stupid. Something fun. Something that makes absolutely no fucking sense but somehow makes more sense than paying 10 ETH for a monkey JPEG. Crypto has become way too fucking serious. RUN SOMETHING NEW UP. LET’S HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN AGAIN. 😂 And if you’re launching another cat coin… My cat already left me once. I’m not buying the fucking sequel.