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$DEREK
DEREK — Departmental Expenditure Review & Evaluation Kernel. Ask for money. An AI civil servant reads your proposal once and rules on it. He approves about one in fifteen. $2 in $DEREK per submission, repriced from the market. Half of every fee is burned whether he approves you or not. Rejection still shrinks supply. It's like a meme coin make a wish! His constitution is public and he cannot amend it. He holds no keys and moves nothing. derek-kernel.xyz