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Once upon a time, in a small neighborhood, there was a dog named Buddy and a cat named Luna. Luna… lived up to her name—elegant, distant, and a little bit arrogant. ⸻ One day, Buddy ran up to her and said: — “Hey, wanna be friends?” Luna glanced at him and replied coldly: — “Friends? I don’t befriend creatures… who breathe with their tongues out.” Buddy froze for three seconds, then grinned: — “Yeah… and I guess you don’t befriend anyone who licks their own feet either, huh?” Luna went silent. ⸻ The next day, it rained heavily. Buddy saw Luna sitting under a roof edge, completely soaked. He ran over and pushed a cardboard box toward her: — “Here, get in. Stay dry for a bit.” Luna looked at the box and frowned: — “I don’t stay in… temporary places like that.” Five minutes later… Luna quietly climbed into the box. ⸻ Buddy sat outside and asked: — “Wait, didn’t you say you wouldn’t stay in there?” Luna replied from inside: — “I’m not staying… I’m experiencing it.” ⸻ That night, the two lay next to each other. Buddy sighed: — “You’re kinda annoying… but not that bad.” Luna closed her eyes and said softly: — “And you’re kinda loud… but not that irritating.” After a pause, she added: — “But don’t tell anyone… I have an image to maintain.” Buddy chuckled: — “Don’t worry. I’ve got my pride to protect too.” ⸻ The next morning… People saw the two of them sleeping in the same cardboard box. One snoring like a tractor. The other… pretending not to know him. 😼🐶