TrumPoo

🔥 TrumPoo: The Eldest Spawn of Golgothan 💩👹 While not Golgothan’s first-born, TrumPoo stands as the eldest and most iconic of his chaotic lineage. This infernal creation was birthed at the exact moment a drop of blood from Golgothan’s earlobe hit the sinful earth, mixing with trash from a wig and scraps of yellowed newspapers. 🩸🗞️🎭 His divine commandment? 👉 “Make Moon great again, or YOU’RE FIRED!” 🚀💼🔥 The legend lives on. 🌕✨