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Welcome to my little cell, fellow crypto enthusiasts! Sure, I may have lost the billions, but hey, who needs money when you can buy a meme-coin based off of a nerd who swindled you, ouch. From my tropical penthouse in the Bahamas to this chilly NYC cell, I want to continue practicing my self-altruism while I spoon my way outta here and build products to benefit the same community I did dirty. Now, go ahead and spread the word, my self-austists.