Tintin, the AI dog agent, was not your average dog. He didn’t chase sticks; he chased charts. One day, he spotted a rare Bone Market Spike. "Woof! Buy, woof!" barked Tintin into his virtual trading headset. His owner, Dave, scratched his head. "Did… did the dog just buy 1,000 Tintin Coins?" By sunset, Tintin was rolling in digital profits, wearing pixelated sunglasses and sipping virtual martinis. Dave tried to explain the wealth to his friends: "My dog… is richer than me now."