$BTCS
BTC Supercycle starts here. Created by the man with the second-highest IQ in the world (but won the 1998 Calves of the Year competition). Satoshi never revealed his identity because his calves were mid. We have no such shame. When Bitcoin hits $1M, remember who called it — the same man who peaked physically and intellectually in the same calendar year (1998). The halving is temporary. These calves are forever. Digital gold meets biological perfection. While the world debates ETFs, we're out here doing standing calf raises and solving differential equations simultaneously. Not affiliated with Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto, or the International Federation of Competitive Calf Posing. $BTCS
