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Before you bought the bullshit fantasy coin, your life was good. But then you made some money and became greedy. Now the bullshit coin is fucked. And nobody can tell you when it is going to be unfucked. Even the motherfucker who convinced you to buy the bullshit coin... who told you that it is going to be the next big thing. That fucker is nowhere to be found. You are on your own. And all you can do is cry about it in the shower.