pilled.fun: Become Patient Zero

pilled.fun is an ongoing clinical experiment. Every visitor is assigned an anonymous patient record. The experiment watches what you do.

Your dose may increase. Your reality may deteriorate. Symptoms may develop. Things that were not there before may appear.

There are thirteen documented PRESENTING SYMPTOMS. There may be undocumented ones.

THE BOUNTY

Somewhere inside the experiment is a terminal condition. Find it.

The first eligible participant to complete the experiment and obtain a valid PATIENT ZERO completion proof wins. There will be exactly one winner.

HOW THE WINNER IS DETERMINED

1. Complete the hidden PATIENT ZERO condition at pilled.fun.
2. The site issues a unique completion proof only if the condition has genuinely been satisfied.
3. Submit that proof with your entry.
4. The earliest valid completion recorded by the pilled.fun server is the winning completion.

The server completion timestamp decides the order. Not your submission time, and not any social post. Screenshots alone are not proof of completion. Forged, duplicated, edited or replayed proofs are invalid.

Moderators can independently verify any submitted proof at: pilled.fun/wp-json/pill/v1/patient/verify?proof=THE-SUBMITTED-PROOF It returns whether the proof is valid, which patient it belongs to, its completion order, and the exact UTC time the server recorded it.

WHAT WE WILL TELL YOU

Every patient has a PATIENT number, a DOSE, a REALITY score, a persistent record and PRESENTING SYMPTOMS. The site contains multiple experiments, archives and anomalies. Some events are deterministic. Some are not. Some things change over time. There is a live broadcast ( The live broadcast is a window onto the experiment, not the experiment itself. It goes dark from time to time. Nothing in this bounty depends on it, and your patient record is unaffected either way. ) There are hidden ciphers. Everything needed to complete the experiment exists somewhere within pilled.fun.

One thing we will tell you plainly, so nobody wastes effort: no completion is possible within the first 24 hours of a patient record existing. The experiment does not accept a discharge before then. Returning matters.

WHAT WE WILL NOT TELL YOU

We will not disclose how each symptom is acquired, which discoveries matter, whether every visible statistic matters, where the terminal condition is located, what PATIENT ZERO looks like, whether something you encounter is random, or whether something apparently random is actually random.

Finding that out is the experiment.

Normal browser developer tools may reveal many things. Do not assume they reveal the things that matter.

Sharing your progress publicly is welcome but is not required and is not judged.

ONE RULE

There is a way out. Find it.

Entertainment only. Nothing on pilled.fun is medical or financial advice.