The Nordics

It’s time for Erling Haaland - aka The Cyborg - to shine some light in the trenches 🌪️ • At the age of 5 years old, in 2006, he set a world record for his age group in the standing long jump. He jumped an incredible 1.63 meters (about 5 feet 4 inches) • Haaland takes sleep very seriously. He wears blue-light blocking glasses before bed and even tapes his mouth shut at night to force himself to breathe only through his nose • In 2016, he and his Norway youth teammates formed a rap group called the "Flow Kingz". Their music video for the song "Kygo jo" has millions of views on YouTube •Despite his massive size, he was once clocked running at 36.3 kilometers per hour (22.5 mph), making him one of the fastest players in soccer history. • He loves matching his outfits to his luxury vehicles. He has been spotted driving his customized cars while wearing designer silk pajamas that are the exact same color as the car's paint job Perhaps Haaland is an alien? «Kjære Erling, Jeg er opprinnelig fra Norge men har bodd i USA i mange år. Takk for at du gir fullstendig faen i Janteloven og er deg selv fullt ut så verden får glede av deg. Creator Fees er dedikert til deg eller et veldedig prosjekt du ønsker det donert til. Bare si hva du og hvordan så ordner jeg resten. Om du kunne sende en kommentar her på X så ville det vært helt konge! Heier på deg!»