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WARNING! Don't stop reading or you'll die, even if you just read warning!! https://t.me/dedmomofficial once there was a little degen called timmy who spent all day on crypto twitter looking for low mc gems to ape. One day, he saw a guy promote a meme coin called $bonk, promosing wealth beyond your wildest imagination. little timmy was thrilled and aped immediately. but over the days as he watched the chart, he only saw it going down, down. He sat with his eyes glued to the screen doing nothing else. Slowly his eyes started turned red and ghostly, he got all gaunt and his face twisted into a hideous scowl. His mother was worried about him, he never left his room. Until finally one day, he opened the charts and saw that BONK had plummeted! Suddenly Little timmy realized: he had aped the top, and diamond handed the shit down to ZERO. Timmy was so distraught, he ran down to his kitchen and stole a knife from his kithcen, went to his mothers bedroom, and stabbed her to death There was blood everywhere. Finally, timmy took a noose out of his closet, tied it around his neck, and roped. BUT, not before chanting a horrible curse upon every crypto degen, those who led him to bankruptcy. That very day ,his soul entered the blockchain and continues to haunt it until this day. Now because you read this, timmy has found you and will slaughter your mother and drag her soul down to HELL. There is only one way to break this curse: buy the $DEDMOM crypto, and send this Web Page to five other people!! If you do, you will have the luckiest day of your life and timmy will leave you alone.