$PAPER
It all started in 2020. While the world panicked, shelves were emptied in hours. Governments had Strategic Petroleum Reserves, Strategic Grain Reserves, even Strategic Wine Reserves… but nobody — nobody — had a Strategic Toilet Paper Reserve. We watched in horror as grown adults fought over the last rolls like it was the fall of Rome. Empty shelves. Panic buying. The Great Wipe Crisis of 2020 exposed the truth: Modern society is only 3 days away from total chaos once the toilet paper runs out. We have become so dependent and weak that people who can’t even change a tire lose their minds the moment they can’t get proper wipes with 3-ply luxury. Remove the toilet paper and the whole illusion of civilization collapses faster than a crypto rug pull. BUT with the Great Wipe came the GREAT AWAKENING!!! The illusion was finally exposed! - The Government taxes you into oblivion, prints money like it’s confetti, then tells you inflation is “transitory” while your grocery bill laughs at you. - Big Pharma sells you pills for problems they helped create. - Banks charge you interest on money they created from nothing, then bail themselves out with your taxes when they gamble it all away. - Tech companies harvest your data, sell your attention, and algorithmically radicalize you just to keep you scrolling. - The Media lies to your face, calls it “journalism,” and gets mad when you notice. - Corporations shrink the products, raise the prices, and call it “greedflation.” Your favorite chips now come in a bag that’s 70% air and 100% disappointment. - Crypto bros, influencers, and gurus promise you lambos while dumping their bags on your head. - Even your landlord and insurance company are just legalized thieves with better lawyers. When civilization takes its next dump, fiat can burn, stocks can crash, and crypto can rug — PAPER will still be here as your last line of defense.
