Carl

Carl never planned on becoming a crypto legend. He was just looking for a place to talk about hamsters, spreadsheets, and the occasional moon mission. Known for wearing suspenders to every important event (and most unimportant ones), Carl spends his days organizing things that don't need organized and researching topics nobody asked about. He still uses a calculator for simple math, labels his lunch, and believes every problem can be solved with enough persistence and a color-coded spreadsheet. Despite being the dorkiest guy in the room, Carl somehow keeps showing up, working hard, and proving everyone wrong. His portfolio may be questionable. His confidence may be misplaced. His suspenders may be too tight. But one thing is certain: Carl isn't leaving.