$BFFTRMP
Look, I have a buffalo. The best buffalo. Look at that hair—tremendous hair, beautiful hair, identical to mine. People come to me with tears in their eyes and say, 'Trump Kaka, your buffalo is magnificent.' The fake news media says it's just a regular farm animal, but believe me, it's a stablecoin on wheels! We are riding this glorious beast straight past the Dhaka traffic and all the way to the moon!"
