$DAD
Listen up, you fatherless paper hands—$DAD is live and ready to slap your portfolio like a disappointed boomer in a Bass Pro hat. 🔧 Built different. Built for dads. 🍔 No utility. Just testosterone. 📈 Charts look like my cholesterol after BBQ season. I'm not saying this coin will pay child support... But it might buy you a riding mower and a case of Bud Light. 🧢 Pumping harder than your dad’s blood pressure on a Sunday. Get in the garage, strap on the New Balances, and let’s pump this thing ‘til it breaks the thermostat. Dads rise. NGMI kids cope.
