$MOOM
In a quiet little valley far from Wall Street, there lived a herd of cows who were tired of chewing the same old grass and hearing humans talk about "bull markets" and "bear markets." The cows felt left out of the financial world—they were neither bulls nor bears, after all. One day, the smartest cow of them all, Moolah, had a groundbreaking idea: "What if we started our own market? A cow market! After all, we produce milk—literal liquid assets!"
