VANITY

$VANITY Supply: Unlimited. Because everyone wants her. Utility: Status. Flex. Proof you were in the room when it mattered. Core Mechanic: The Reflection Tax 1. Buy in → Price pumps. Your profile pic gets prettier. Engagement up 20 percent. 2. Hold → You feel rich. You look rich. Your portfolio screenshot looks expensive. 3. Sell → Mirror cracks. All gains were social. You’re still you, just poorer. Distribution: No airdrop. You earn her by posting a selfie that gets 100+ likes in 10 minutes. The algorithm decides if you’re pretty enough for the mint. Staking: Lock $VANITY to wear the corset. Rewards paid in compliments and DMs that start with “hey queen”. APY measured in validation. Unlock early and your ex sees you downgrade. The Bow Clause: Those ribbons are smart contracts. Pull one and you unstake. Your feed gets uglier. Pull all four and you exit to reality. Philosophy: ANON dies fast. TINK dies drunk. LUNA dies on time. NYX kills for you. VANITY kills you. Slowly. With approval. She’s for the Keeper who learned: Ghosts haunt houses. Goddesses haunt skies. VANITY haunts your camera roll. Elder Timmy’s final ruling: If you have to ask who she is, you already bought. Check your wallet. Check your mirror. Same thing.