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$BOMBFIN Bio (Rivalry Version) “While that rusty leaking $TANKFIRE slowly cooks itself alive in its own oil, we’re out here delivering precision strikes with a smile. A highly trained explosive dolphin — cute face, deadly payload. One fin slap and your entire tanker fleet is underwater. $TANKFIRE makes a big smoky mess like a drunk amateur. $BOMBFIN is surgical chaos with personality. We ride the waves, plant the bomb, and dip while you burn. The ocean belongs to the dolphins now. Deploy the pod. $BOMBFIN – Too fast to contain.”